Mar. 8th CollectorMania Saturday Game Day - (Parker)

[Russ Brown]

CollectorMania Saturday Game Day

The Licktoads, once the great and fierce goblin tribe in Brinestump Marsh, were defeated by human adventurers! All that remains of the tribe are its four goblin "heroes"-Reta Bigbad the fighter, Chuffy Lickwound the rogue, Poog the cleric of Zarongel, and Mogmurch the alchemist. Homeless and bored, they left their swampy homeland to join the neighboring goblin tribe, the Birdcrunchers. The good news is that the Birdcrunchers are willing to let the goblin heroes join their tribe. The better news is that the Birdcrunchers have heard of these four, and want one of them to become their new chieftain. The bad news is that before the goblins can join, they'll need to endure a series of dangerous and humiliating tests. Very dangerous. Very humiliating. The worse news is that lately Birdcruncher chieftains have had really short lifespans-they're being killed by the pet fire-breathing boar of a local ogre who wants the Birdcruncher land as his own. Can the four heroes of the now-dead Licktoad tribe save the Birdcrunchers and, in so doing, become their new leaders?

Table 1
Date: Sat. Mar. 8th
Time: Noon to 4:00 pm
Scenario: We Be Goblins Too!
Tier: 3 Goblin Pregens
GM: Caio Schmidt
1. Jason Bliss
2. Dave Geissinger
3. Rob Steinhauser
4. Devon Larson
Note: This table will be limited to 4 players due the number of pregenerated characters.

Table 2
Date: Sat. Mar. 8th
Time: Noon to 4:00 pm
Scenario: #3-25 Storming the Diamond Gate
Tier:  3-7
GM: Russ Brown
1. Cody Stevens
2. Tim McKennie
3. Chad Sevigny
4. Ted Webster
5.
6.

The Pathfinder Society sends you to Kaer Maga, the City of Strangers, where you are ordered to find a local Pathfinder associate who sent a strange letter to Venture-Captain Drandle Dreng in Absalom. When the local associate turns up dead and you find evidence linking his death to a mysterious organization called The Shadow Lodge, it's up to you to track them down and solve the man's murder.

Table 3
Date: Sat. Mar. 8th
Time: 5:00 pm to 9:00 pm
Scenario: #51 City of Strangers I: The Shadow Gambit
Tier: 1-7
GM: Jason Bliss
1. Russ Brown
2. Rob Steinhauser
3. Dane Patterson
4. Chris Mabbut
5. Richard Hickman
6. Devon Larson

If you would like to play one of these games, post in the thread with the following information:
1. Your Real Name
2. The Scenario(s) you would like to play.
3. The class and level of the character you are likely to play.

[Enigma42091]

Put me in for "we be goblins too" and "city of strangers 1"

Rob Steinhauser
Urban Bbn 1

What are the gob pregens?

[Lonewolfsyndrome]

Sign me up for the Hell Knights Feast.

Cody.

[dpatt1111]

Please sign me (Dane Patterson) up for Table 3: City of Strangers I: The Shadow Gambit
Table 3
Date: Sat. Mar. 8th
Time: 5:00 pm to 9:00 pm
Scenario: #51 City of Strangers I: The Shadow Gambit
Tier: 1-7
GM: Jason Bliss

I have three Tier 1 characters floating around right now, and might have a level 2 by then.  Oracle, Fighter, Wizard

[pogie]

I'd like to play Hellknight's  Feast.  Lvl 6 Druid

Tim McKennie

[Russ Brown]

What are the gob pregens?

The pregenerated goblin characters are here.

Ten Fun Facts About Goblins

1: Horse Hate: Goblins excel at riding animals, but they don't quite get horses. In fact, their hatred of all things horse is matched only by their fear of horses, who tend to step on goblins who get too close.

2: Dog Hate: Although goblins raise horrible rat-faced doglike creatures to use as mounts (and ride wolves or worgs if they can get them-goblins are quick to explain that wolves are NOT dogs), their hatred of ordinary dogs nearly matches their hatred of horses. The feeling is mutual, so if your dog's barking at the woodpile for no reason, chances are good he smells a frightened goblin hiding in there somewhere.

3: Goblins Raid Junkyards: Garbage pits, gutters, sewers... anywhere there's garbage, you can bet goblins are nearby. They're weirdly adept at crafting weapons and armor from refuse, and are fond of killing people with what they throw away.

4: Goblins Love to Sing: Unfortunately, as catchy as their lyrics can be, goblin songs tend to be a bit too creepy and disturbing to catch on in mainstream society.

5: They're Sneaky: An excited or angry goblin is a noisy, chattering, toothy menace, but even then, they can drop into an unsettling silence in a heartbeat. This, matched with their diminutive size, makes them unnervingly adept at hiding in places you'd never expect... stacks of firewood, rain barrels, under logs, under chicken coops, in ovens, etc.

6: They're A Little Crazy: The fact that goblins think of things like ovens as good hiding places reveals much about their inability to think plans through to the most likely outcome. That, and they tend to be easily distracted, particularly by shiny things and animals smaller than them that might make good eating.

7: They're Voracious: Given enough supplies, a goblin generally takes nearly a dozen meals a day. Most goblin tribes don't have enough supplies to accommodate such ravenous appetites, which is why the little menaces are so prone to going on raids.

8: They Like Fire: Burning things is one of the great goblin pastimes, although they're generally pretty careful about lighting fires in their own lairs, especially since goblins tend to live in large tangled thistle patches and sleep in beds of dried leaves and grass. But give a goblin a torch and someone else's home and you've got trouble.

9: They Get Stuck Easily: Goblins have wiry frames but wide heads, and live in cramped warrens. Sometimes too cramped.

10: Goblins Believe Paintings and Writing Steal Your Soul: The walls of goblin lairs and ruins of towns goblins have raided are littered with pictures of their enemies. They never draw pictures of goblins, though-that's mean. Writing steals words out of your head. You can't get them back.

The Goblin Song

Goblins chew and goblins bite,
Goblins cut and goblins fight,
Stab the dog and cut the horse,
Goblins eat and take by force!
Goblins race and goblins jump,
Goblins slash and goblins bump,
Burn the skin and mash the head,
Goblins here and you be dead!
Chase the baby, catch the pup,
Bonk the head to shut it up!
Bones be cracked, flesh be stewed,
We the goblins-you the food!

[Highinquisitorlord]

Please sign me up for the 5-9 City of Strangers.

Thanks,

Chris Mabbutt.

2nd level WarPriest

[Ironburn]

Please sign me up for #51 City of Strangers I: The Shadow Gambit

Richard Hickman
Cavalier level 2

[blissje]

Hey Russ,

My wife (Devon) would like to play We Be Goblins Too! & #51 City of Strangers I: The Shadow Gambit.

She will be bringing a level 1 summoner, level 4 bard, or level 6 fighter depending on the group.

Thanks,
Jason

[Russ Brown]

Okay that fills up We Be Goblins Too! and City of Strangers I.

We still have four spots at The Hellknight's Feast (Tier 5-9). In fact we need two more players to make this game happen.

[pogie]

C'mon guys. Still need two people for Hellknights Feast.

[Russ Brown]

I changed #5-03 The Hellknight's Feast to another scenario #3-25 Storming the Diamond Gate which is a Tier 3-7.

Hopefully we should get a few more players.

[chad_sevigny]

Sign me up for Storming the Diamond Gate please.

[Russ Brown]

I just got another player for Storming the Diamond Gate via email, so we now have 4 players!  Yay!

See everyone on Saturday.

[pogie]

Cool thanks Russ. I hope it goes 6-7. My Druid needs one more xp to hit 7. Then I'll be good to go for the 7-11 later this month.